The funniest story I've ever been told about my cat is about my cat, Tucker. His original name was Lil' Fucker, because he'd sink his claws into your ankle and hang on while you dragged him across the floor. Of course, my parents couldn't have me and my brother going in and saying 'yeah, our kitty's name is fucker!' so they renamed him Tucker.
Good lord, I put that cat through hell, too. I remember once that I picked him up by his tail and threw him in the bathtub, and he stayed in there and just kinda sat there. Tucker was far too patient with me.
One time there was a copperhead snake at our house (poisonous Australia ftw) and my cat got it by the tail in her mouth and started swinging it around. It was both hilarious and scary because copperhead snakes are venomous.
Those were her younger days, though. She's 19 now.
i have so many.
umm. oh, my cat flare -RIP little buddy- he was like my best friend.
anywho, my family and i went out somewhere one night, i cant remember where exactly, probably to dinner or something. anywho, we came home, and i went straight to my room to get something. i noticed the toilet light on, but didn't think anything of it cause my mum really needed to pee, so i thought it was her. anyways, i opened my bedroom door when i heard my mum going, "Anya, hurry up. i really, really need to pee." when she saw me looking at her, she was like, "WTF, who's in the toilet?!"
she then knocked on the door, and all we heard was this loud meow. so, she pushed the door open, and Flare was sitting on the toilet staring back at us. he gave us a real mean look, as if to say, 'close the frickin door,' and then a second later, we heard him peeing into the toilet.
we thought it was so funny that the rest of my family came to see him, and he was not happy with us. although, i thought it was totally awsome.
he was such a kick ass cat. he taught himself how to open the cat food, open a packet of chips -we ended up buying him his own mini packets so he would stop stealing ours- he could work the cd player, the dvd player, the phone -he would answer calls using the speaker button, something his mum taught him- and he could even work the set timer on the microwave to make popcorn. for himself, might i add.
he was sooo smart, everyone loved him. i miss him soooo much =(
Well, the one that makes me laugh a lot is the time my dad fell down the stairs. My mum came out in a panic, and phoned the ambulance, and my dad was laying in pain. Bonnie, my dog, runs out and downstairs, wagging her tail and is all happy. All you hear is my dad saying, "Bonnie! Help me up!" and then you hear, "Bonnie stop licking my face!" Haha.
Just the fact that she done nothing but wag her tail and lick his face made me laugh.
I used to have a cat named Bella who was a real bitch to everyone in the house, but less so to me, haha. She wouldn't go to sleep at night unless she was in my room with me and had to lay directly on top of me.
Not beside me, on top of me.
It didn't matter which position I was laying in, as long as I didn't move and disturb "Her Majesty's" slumber.
Which would be okay if I wasn't such a wiggle worm XD
So I'd get comfortable and she'd get on top of me. A few minutes later I'd have to roll over. The moment I started to move Bella would growl at me. Not very loudly, but just enough so that I could hear it. The first time it happened it scared the piss out of me XD I'd never heard her growl before, haha. So I froze right away and looked at her.
She was completely still and appeared to be sleeping, so I tried moving again.
She growled even louder this time and opened an eye to give me the "Evil Eye." I moved again and she raised a paw, like she was threatening to hit me, but she had been declawed so I wasn't concerned. I finished moving, and when I did she slapped me.
My cat bitch slapped me. O_O
And even though we don't have her anymore, I still miss her, haha.
Favorite story you've told/been told about your cat?
March 4th, 2010 at 12:43am
Good lord, I put that cat through hell, too. I remember once that I picked him up by his tail and threw him in the bathtub, and he stayed in there and just kinda sat there. Tucker was far too patient with me.
March 4th, 2010 at 4:07am
I remember when I was cleaning and I threw my underwear across the room, my cat did a black flip and dived for it.
March 4th, 2010 at 4:15am
He would walk along like he was going somewhere, and mid-step, drop to his side and opt to take a nap instead.
March 4th, 2010 at 6:59am
Those were her younger days, though. She's 19 now.
March 4th, 2010 at 7:10pm
March 6th, 2010 at 11:02pm
March 6th, 2010 at 11:03pm
March 7th, 2010 at 2:10pm
umm. oh, my cat flare -RIP little buddy- he was like my best friend.
anywho, my family and i went out somewhere one night, i cant remember where exactly, probably to dinner or something. anywho, we came home, and i went straight to my room to get something. i noticed the toilet light on, but didn't think anything of it cause my mum really needed to pee, so i thought it was her. anyways, i opened my bedroom door when i heard my mum going, "Anya, hurry up. i really, really need to pee." when she saw me looking at her, she was like, "WTF, who's in the toilet?!"
she then knocked on the door, and all we heard was this loud meow. so, she pushed the door open, and Flare was sitting on the toilet staring back at us. he gave us a real mean look, as if to say, 'close the frickin door,' and then a second later, we heard him peeing into the toilet.
we thought it was so funny that the rest of my family came to see him, and he was not happy with us. although, i thought it was totally awsome.
he was such a kick ass cat. he taught himself how to open the cat food, open a packet of chips -we ended up buying him his own mini packets so he would stop stealing ours- he could work the cd player, the dvd player, the phone -he would answer calls using the speaker button, something his mum taught him- and he could even work the set timer on the microwave to make popcorn. for himself, might i add.
he was sooo smart, everyone loved him. i miss him soooo much =(
March 7th, 2010 at 2:55pm
Just the fact that she done nothing but wag her tail and lick his face made me laugh.
March 7th, 2010 at 6:15pm
Not beside me, on top of me.
It didn't matter which position I was laying in, as long as I didn't move and disturb "Her Majesty's" slumber.
Which would be okay if I wasn't such a wiggle worm XD
So I'd get comfortable and she'd get on top of me. A few minutes later I'd have to roll over. The moment I started to move Bella would growl at me. Not very loudly, but just enough so that I could hear it. The first time it happened it scared the piss out of me XD I'd never heard her growl before, haha. So I froze right away and looked at her.
She was completely still and appeared to be sleeping, so I tried moving again.
She growled even louder this time and opened an eye to give me the "Evil Eye." I moved again and she raised a paw, like she was threatening to hit me, but she had been declawed so I wasn't concerned. I finished moving, and when I did she slapped me.
My cat bitch slapped me. O_O
And even though we don't have her anymore, I still miss her, haha.